Squeeze your balls

A guy was eating in a gerai mamak. In an oversight, he swallows a coin and chokes. His wife tries hitting his back, slapping on the neck, shaking him hard without any success to make him spit the coin. Now the guy begins to show signs of choking - turning blue. The desperate wife starts screaming for help. A man gets up from a nearby table, and with astonishing tranquillity, without saying a word, he lowers the guy's pants, squeezes his testicles and pulls them down violently! Naturally, the guy with irresistible pain spits out the coin. The gentleman with the same astonishing ease & tranquility returns to his teh tarik without a word. He was in batik long-sleeves, songkok, thick sunglasses, ring with bigstone on his finger, Porsche Cayenne parked nearby. Soon the wife calms down & approaches the gentleman to thank him for saving her husband's life. She asks: Tuan, are you a doctor? No, puan, I am from BN. We are trained to squeeze the balls of the public to make them cough up the last sen.